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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope they can handle the centuries of persecution and capital punishment.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gamers handle that every day, and they're not protected!

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks, that's a classic. Really didn't see that coming