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Text Processing Compass (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 3 months ago by sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hand written assembly is much more powerful than a turing-complete high level language because it lets you fuck up everything. Rust and python are way too wimpy to allow a user to destroy their computer.

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On the other hand you can't really have UB in code written in asm.

Just throwing that out there!

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

could have instruction undefined behavior (eg, integer overflow wrap/saturate/trap/explode), and is different on different computers