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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 106 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/1995-animal-shapes

Another problem might be that animal shapes only has a range of 30 ft

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

30 ft range, requires willing creatures, targets can become large or smaller (elephants are huge)...

[–] bane_killgrind 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brown Bear Barrage.

Or Giant Scorpion Tsunami if you want maximum pants-shitting potential.

(I could only find one CR4 large beast, the giant coral snake from Curse of Strahd, but no good spell title came to mind.)

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My book doesn't have stats for a fuck horse, did they make an updated Book of Erotic Fantasy (don't answer that)

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

How could such a bad book get so much notoriety and not getting rereleases for all editions?

[–] EmpeRohr@sharkey.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

@calabast@lemm.ee i will use this name in my next game, if its okay

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Haha, you have my blessing.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And it's an 8th level spell, which I think is close to the pinnacle of what a spellcaster can achieve in Dungeons and Dragons.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Depends on the edition. If Epic Magic is in play, 9th level spells are just the beginning. However, it gets stupidly easy to kill yourself by casting something that you really shouldn't have tried to cast.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Pachyderm MIRV?