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[–] _bcron@midwest.social 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Be me

Download Pokemon Go

Start running to work

Gotta catch them all

4 months later run a 50K

"What was your training like?"

"I dunno, run more?"

(true story back in 2022)

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Bro pokemon WENT

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You might want to check out walkscape to run even more

[–] TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't get into Walkscape, but it's definitely better for running as you don't need it open until you're done.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Big update is coming next month if you want to check it out ;)

[–] suction@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I’m trying to figure out, how do we get them to POKÉMON GO TO THE POLLS