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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] lemmyviking@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Oh, man, the next time my neighbor goes shooting off their mouth about how two men/women can't be good parents and the new childless BS I'm gonna look at him and drop this on him.