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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I snuck a whole ass poke bowl in the other day. I tried to sit away from people.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Ehhh if it’s not old, it’s not gonna be smells enough for others a meter away to smell… and if it IS old, not a food idea to eat anyway hahaha