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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I asked God, "what's a million years to you?"

And God replied, "a second."

I asked God, "what's a million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "a penny."

I asked God, "can I have a million dollars?'

And God said, "yes... in a second."