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[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I decided to take my girlfriend out to see Deadpool and Wolverine over the weekend. After tickets and snacks it cost $70! No wonder people don’t want to go to the movies anymore.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For $30 more you could have gotten a very happy ending at the massage parlor.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why would he underpay his girlfriend though?

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

So that money stay in the family and don't go to the government with taxes.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I'd pay 100 dollars to not watch a movie with strangers