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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 128 points 3 months ago (25 children)

My cousin Donald now goes by his middle name.

His quote: "man, fuck that yankee piece of shit."

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

Sadly, half of voting Americans think you're a fascist, Chinese bot.
Or a woke commie queer groomer in drag.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (10 children)

~~half~~ 1/10th of voting Americans.

[–] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately it's way more than that :(

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