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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is suspicious (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Does she like piña colada?

[–] hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

.... I'm old too.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guardians of the Galaxy was only ten years ago mate.

(/s mostly)

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

...

Fuck.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I like getting caught in the rain.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is one of my favorite Youtube videos of all time, not just because of the Village People intro but also because Rupert Holmes was so coked out he tucked his sport coat into his pants.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is what I scrolled for!