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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] stetech@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That’s equity. Not spent money, just less-directly-available cash… But if that doesn’t count, real estate technically doesn’t either… Really tough question, depending on the circumstance

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just pay people to be your shoppers and buy as much as they can for you. And give them a good salary for it. Hiring people is not giving it away, and they are buying the stuff for you. Or hire like a private concert with someone. So many things to spend money on.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Private concerts is a good one! And then hire overpriced organizers for those events, too :D

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It is spent money, because you have to buy those shares from other people. It’s literally a purchase of part of a company from another party. Just because you can liquidate it easily it doesn’t mean it’s not spent.