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I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.
Genie: Listen here you little shit
Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.
For a genie it may sound like gambling.
I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.
genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals
I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.
No gambling
I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.