Shitty Life Pro Tip

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To a place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more.

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1_Don't spam, post must be related to community topic

2_Do not seek mental, medical or professional help here. This is not the place, community is meant for satire.

3_No tip should be taken serious

4_No tip should single out a person

5_No racism, harassing, or discriminating against any group or any of the communities members. This will get you banned immediately.

6_Tip posts must start with SLPT

7_For posts related to SLPTs, but not a tip please use "[META]" tag

8_Self promotion will get you banned

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SLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper! (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

2 comments fedilink

Comes from an ad that goes somewhere on the quiz.theliven.com domain.
Full picture:

SLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

12 comments fedilink

Make sure they stick out a bit on the top. The capillary acton from the tightly packed spahetti draws the wine up so you can drink it.

SLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by alyth@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

1 comments fedilink

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SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by platypus_plumba@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

23 comments fedilink

It's a good tip, but shitty.

This just happened to me in the guest bathroom of someone I barely knew. The bathroom was meters away from the meeting.

Never. Again.

SLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tank (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by SuckMyWang@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

8 comments fedilink

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SLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you. (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 10 months ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

16 comments fedilink

This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

4 comments fedilink

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SLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

9 comments fedilink