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Roommates Who Can't Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together (reductress.com)

submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They were roommates!

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh, they were roommates.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Holy shit my childhood just got blown wide open

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Just a couple o' gal pals!

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Damn, that's a deep cut

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

In all seriousness, I moved out with my step sister shortly after finishing school and it was actually a really functional relationship, even though was a very dysfunctional human being.

You had the companionship of a close friend, that didn't have the traditional responsibilities of family - our parents only got together about 2 years before we moved out - but because it wasn't romantic we could still pursue a love life independently without the jealousy or desperation you might otherwise have. It also helped that I'm a cis male and she is a lesbian - so we had similar interests in that way.

We lived together for two years and I sort of count it as one of my "serious" relationships - I had 2, 2 year+ relationships before this, and the next one was my wife - who I met at the next share house!

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Golden Girls