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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] TCB13@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

PHP -> Problem -> Replace the developer -> Solution.

Yes PHP was bad in 5.x, in 8.x if things go bad it's just the developer who's bad.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 5 points 8 months ago (26 children)

I never understood this logic:

“I know nothing about this subject, I’m gonna post a meme (a funny graphic usually about a specific topic, this one outlining the differences between languages) but I know nothing about the subject and will ask that nobody correct me or try to apply rationale here because I choose to be ignorant and have no interest in expanding my knowledge of the world and people around me, I just want people to tell me I’m funny and give me internet points”

To each their own ig

[–] fleckenstein@social.lizzy.rs 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

@stevedidwhat_infosec @renzev I agree in principle but this meme is unironically accurate?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To the point that I'm doubting the OP's non-knowledge.

He must know at least a lot of C++... But I disagree with the PHP one; it always transforms the problem, never leaves it alone. And transforms it very productively.

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Language — person doesn’t know how to properly code in that language — problem.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Should have been grep or awk or sed in shell.

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