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Nation Longs For Days When Poverty Mostly Meant Making Monkey Dance On Street For Cash (www.theonion.com)
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those were simpler times. When you could just whip your monkey out in public and make money with it.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

don't forget to crank your hurdy-gurdy, too

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

Well I’ll be

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 8 months ago

Now you can only do this on OnlyFans.