Taking them to buy their first little AR-15’s and then for some MountainDew— those kids need nutrition! 🍼
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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A shooting spree for baby and me!
Is that the new Bushmaster “Pacifier?” Make sure to get a bipod for the little patriots that can’t walk yet.
They're never too young to teach them how to properly use a weapon. It's so they don't get hurt with it! /s
”Look at that trigger discipline!!!”
They have your ice.
Shut the thread.
They're all siblings, including their parents and the family's dog.
My daughter says our dogs are her brother and sister. But she is not an embryo in a test tube, so it's slightly different.
My dogs are my family, so I get her.
It doesn't help that I pick up the little dog and carry him around telling him that he's my little baby boy.
Ed…ward
NOOOOOOOOOO
In my own language - Portuguese - dog owners are just said to be the "dog-owner" (we have a feminine and a masculine version of the word "owner" so it fits nicelly) so the English-language use of "mother" and "father" tends to instinctivelly make me think in a very similar sense as your daughter seems to be using.
Think of the child tax credits 💰
What are all these memes referencing?
Alabama's Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are children.
Genuinely curious as the ruling seems so bat shit crazy - what's the discourse like in the USA about it?
It seems like the majority of people, including Christians, are pretty appalled.
Can anyone translate this into layman terms?
So are you able to claim them as dependents on your taxes?
It's only a child if it's in the walking incubator, otherwise it's sparkling embryo