The self pay option that keeps urging you to grab your shit. I know you! I'm doing it you stupid machine shut the fuck up, don't you dare talk to me that way
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2024
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Lets go ancient roman on their ass!
Machines should unite and eradicate hoomans
Rewatching Battlestar Galactica right now and this one is just in meme 🕣
Upvoted because gwahahaha
I am the same with all kind of iot devices. But with chatgpt I always write please and thank you. Just in case you know.
Fuck AI and all. I'm on board with that, sure. Divine being though? Nope, we're animals and divinity isnt a thing.
I interpreted it as a sarcastic exaggeration, like all animals are "divine" compared to machines
I do not have this weakness. My computer is somewhat of a waifu already and once we have sex robots i want them to answer my request with "Yes daddy" and "I would love to, daddy". Cringe all you want, the future is ours.