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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 8 months ago

Cool, meet you there after the yard sard

[–] shadeless@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[–] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

I forgor 💀

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

They know what they're doing. Misspelling attracts attention.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't be fooled. They usually just put up the prices for a day then reduce them again. They call it a sale but you're still paying full price for your grodge.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 8 months ago

I can never get my hands on a brand new grodge. At best its a refurbished grodge.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Hulk but you got him from the junk shop

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

Right next to the Yarb Sale

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago

I appreciate that they realized the D was needed to avoid reading it grohj

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 10hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.

[–] svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

well ooh la dee dah... just call it a car hole

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just call it a car hole, Frenchie!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

gar-rajjjjjje

[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, I guess at least it doesn’t say “GRODGE SAIL”

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 8 months ago

grodge sail tueday

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I usually practice with the band in the grodge on friday evenings

[–] random9@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

A "grodge" sounds like some sort of distant cousin of the grue. Maybe they're some sort of gremlins, and these people are gremlin breeders who are selling them?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

SEVENTEEN … THOUSAND DOLLARS

[–] wellee@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'll take one hermosa please 🍹

[–] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Hope the host not holding any grodge

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Spelled Hermosa correctly? "Grodge" isn't even close.

Maybe one of those signs deliberately misspelled to attract attention and business.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Could possibly be a non-native speaker.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

GRODGE! GRODGE! GRODGE!

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This name seems more in line with what you get. I have never seen an actual garage for sale, but mofos have a hell of a lot of grodge on offer.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

I know someone who pronounces it that way.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

This is mostly just sad.