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Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are cOurage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy

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[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly sure that the piggy who went to market didn't come home

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He wasn't there to go grocery shopping.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Dicks and cunts are arseholes.

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Elbows are pushing away obstacles. Knees are surrendering.

[–] Lath@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How is kneeing someone in the groin surrendering?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

They didn't say who would be doing the surrendering

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And what about knees... On bees?

[–] Lath@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago
[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My nipples are called bull and bear

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a hipster burger joint