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Happy Lunar New Year everyone ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿงง๐Ÿงง๐Ÿงง๐ŸŽ‰

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[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well that's annoying. I woke up super early (for me anyways) to go to Echuca on the train for the day and 10 mins before we got to Bendigo they told us the Echuca has been cancelled and the train will terminate at Bendigo with a coach to Echuca

I don't really want to do the coach but they said it's at least 20 minutes away anyway

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fancy going into labour in the mosh pit of a Pink concert.

Sheโ€™ll have a good story to tell the kid!

[โ€“] oztrin@aussie.zone 8 points 9 months ago

Six places on the list viewed (plus two not, but they're out of my price range so they don't count), four boxes and two pictures dropped off at the op shop and a quick Aldi run done.
I think I've earned a prosecco.

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Anyone here old enough to remember when Rage would debut a new "unplugged" show?... I used to tape them, both on the VCR and cassette for my Walkman. Currently listening to STP Unplugged - I remember thinking Scott Weiland was so classy sipping that huge glass of red through the set, in hindsight it was probably like 3/4 of a bottle in that glass.

Edit - thinking about it, I had a DiscMan at that point but no way to burn cds. Hence the Walkman - with the auto reverse magic.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It has been enlightening listening to a spine specialist , McGill. Really changed how I think about my back, the pain and what happened. There is no such thing as an achy back, there are injuries and aggravating weakness.

seems I have stress fractures of one or two L vertebrates and a touch of a disc hernia on my left side. Ten hours a week of walking on hard footpaths, walking thru pain, with hard shoes will aggravate a weakness from prior injury or re-injure.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

They seem to have been learning a lot about both the spine and pain management in recent years and a lot of the more recent information is quite different to the traditional advice. A lot of the pain seems to be caused by things like bracing in anticipation of pain, which means that learning to react differently can have major benefits. So it is not "all in your head" as it is real, physically based pain, but learning to think about the pain differently can change your physical responses and reduce the pain.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I was born in the year of the snake so yeah that's about right. ๐Ÿ

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a goat. Does that mean I'm the GOAT?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

My imposter syndrome disagrees!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Year of the Monkey here. Also accurate.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My kid. Year of the pig. The universe got that right I can tell ya.

[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Year of the dog checking in

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Ditto. Us dogs are the best!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Fire snake here. I think boyo is a water rat which tells you something about how useful a concept this really isโ€ฆ

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[โ€“] ReadEverything@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Sssssame. My mother used it to say nasty things about me when she was mad.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Resting with the cat. She loves being in bed all day. She's the little spoon, being cuddled like a teddy bear. And when I rustle for a peppermint she's instantly alert to get her own treat from a packet.

We're a pair of tired oldies who sometimes share a hot water bottle

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

Happy Lunar New Year!

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

๐Ÿงงgood morning and Happy Lunar New Year to you.๐Ÿงง

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you enjoy your bat steak and pear yesterday? Perhaps you'd like the thickshake version.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Was thinking peaches and herb today.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

That'll be interesting. With a little bit of freshly squeezed nut juice.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Moon cheese please ๐Ÿงง

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you!! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'd like to share a cup of tea with a dragon before they start their duties looking after this year

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For you bacon ๐Ÿงง bring many good fortune.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Thank youuuu! Good fortune to you too!

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I'm playing Mass Effect 2 and being evil. My god some of the lines are hilarious!!!

I forced a shop assistant to give me a discount by standing outside the store and yelling about how they were discriminating against me because I was poor ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It was time to upgrade the Xbox One, so I took the Nintendo switches (which haven't been used as much as we all thought they would be) plus games and traded them in for a new series X. Ended up costing me $126 with the traded stuff, so I'm pretty chuffed about that. Not as chuffed as the Elder will be on his birthday when he gets it! The switches were just not as enjoyable to use as the 3DS was.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Fire Pig ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿฝ has chosen to go into the city so I the Fire Snake ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ and the Wood Rabbit ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฐ will go and deposit some bottles ๐Ÿพ and do something with the rest of the sunnyโ˜€ day while the Water Snake ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ runs around outside barking.

I'm having so much fun with this. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฐ isn't. He assures me he is indeed a ๐Ÿฆ and he's sticking to it.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

According to the Vietnamese the year of the rabbit is actually the year of the cat. And a lion is really just a big cat, so I think the claim is justified.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I seem to have misplaced my debit card. Searched high and low and can't find it at the place I'm housesitting, my own place, or the route I walked to the shops earlier today (the endpoint at which I realised I was sans card). Nobody's used it in the past 6 hours either.

Found out I could put a temporary lock on the card and I'll try looking again tomorrow. I really don't want to get a card replacement, so many things I'll need to change ๐Ÿซค

Normally I would feel panicked or frustrated but I still feel numb (not necessarily comfortably).

I do have a mysterious craving for salmon and pizza that's come out of nowhere though. None of the pizza places here in Preston seem to do in house delivery :( not having a car sucks like that. Old Kodak it is. And just a marinara pizza with garlic bread.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

I've been avoiding the news but saw something awful just now. What's going on in Gaza is sickening. This shit has to be war crimes.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Itโ€™s awful. Netanyahu is 74. My feeling is that he isnโ€™t bothered by the concept of war crimes. He wants to wipe hamas and as many Palestinians as he can off the face of the earth, and be seen as a hero and martyr. Heโ€™s not doing this alone either. The current politics make it seem unlikely that war crimes will ever be perused though. The world is a depressing place sometimes. I donโ€™t know what to say except avoid the news, or if you do look, then know itโ€™s gonna be shitty. Iโ€™m enormously grateful I live in a country like Australia.

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[โ€“] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Legs at the gym and 1.5 hrs tennis after. Send thots and prayers pls everyone ๐Ÿ™

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[โ€“] bananafungus@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Watching some telly before I get a little rowdy tonight, and one of my favourite costuming tropes is when a character out of their depth goes to the tropics/a hot place (it doesnt matter what they're there for) they must have a huge hiking pack paired with some sort of plaid shirt and singlet, for men you can throw in a henley, for women it must be a skin tight spaghetti strap singlet.

Bonus points for inappropriate footwear, khaki cargo shorts (cargo booty shorts of the ladies), some sort of head wrap, they gain a collection of "handcrafted" bracelets during their tropical/hot place adventure.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and they sit on logs, drink from streams and touch everything ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

My fave movie about this Arachnophobia.

[โ€“] bananafungus@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This show is about doctors in a "jungle", so them touching everything is extra hilarious! Especially since in the first episode one of the conventionally pretty doctors goes "oh I specialise in infectious diseases".

Edit - a word. I can assure you the tv doctors are not juggling.

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[โ€“] wscholermann@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Child riding around at night in dark clothes with no lights on the wrong side of the road. I ask myself, where are the parents?

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

High, drunk or both is my guess

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Instant Pot Bol sauce on so I have something easy to reheat and put with salad for next few days. Plus I have chopped back the monstera and am now feeling very guilty. She was magnificent but was sprawling everywhere. Now I can get her growing upwards with a moss pole and can get back use of that part of the balcony.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

Someone in the street has a very noisy car exhaust. He revs it. He idles it. Turns it off. Starts it again. Revs it, idles it, turns it off. Repeat throughout the day. When he does take off it backfires repeatedly down the street. I hope it blows up.

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just drove back into the city and there are some absolute tossbags out on the road tonight. Also, why do so many dickholes drive Audis?

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Had some dicksmack nearly hit me on the ring road today...they were driving an Audi hatchback. Zoomed past me and 5 minutes later were behind me again somehow

I maintained my speed and didn't change lanes

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Anytime I need the train on the weekend, itโ€™s bus replacements. Had to drive to the next closest train line then missed the train by 1 minute. On the bright side, the weather is lovely for a 20 minute platform wait.

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At the risk of being considered a spammer...

Now listening to this - DMB - Tiny Desk Concert

As a (very) amateur guitarist, Dave Matthews blows my mind with his hand positions.

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