Enough Musk Spam

If a story got out that the boss of a local black-owned business was smoking weed out back with his employees, they would all be arrested so fast...

Rules with prison consequences for the poor, don't apply to the rich.

Arrest this hypocrite fuck and give him the same federal prison sentence a poor black man would get.

"Why don't my subordinates enjoy doing drugs with me? I specifically requested it."

The emperor has no clothes, but the pragmatic cowards he surrounds himself with are afraid to tell him.

He’s so cool and laid back frfr

What a badass 50 year old man, living his edgy teenage dreams

Take everything you feel about this, and apply it to everyone you know who looks down on their peers who don't drink.

: cocaine, LSD, ecstasy, and magic mushrooms

It obvious that Musk is keeping the good S tier stuff for himself and only sharing the B rank stuff with board members.

That does explain most of his decision making.

Surprised no one mentioned Wolf of Wall Street here yet, where McConaughey's character is like "How the fuck else are you suppose to do this job?". Not that its defensible, but to highlight the ethical bankruptcy of all those characters with the "step on whoever, stab whoever" results oriented approach with no moral or legal consideration.

alt text/explaining the joke to the blind: An image of Lenny from "The Simpsons" kissing a box of Special K, itself a joke to the fact that Elon Musk likes to use Ketamine, commonly called "Special K" on the street.

No way these guys are complaining about free crack. Lightweights I tell ya

Capitalism continues to amaze. Who would have guessed new depravity could emerge at this late stage?

I mean... I'll do it

This might be a bit tin-foil, but I really don't buy a lot of this news.

If the likes of Andy Jassy or Tim Cook were reportedly huge crack users, you could all but guarantee that there would be a VP or SVP that would be plotting a coup, and you'd bet that they'd have full shareholder approval. Musk owns most of his companies, bar Tesla, where he owns around 13-15%. Surely at this point there would be someone either internal or external that would love to own Tesla, even if just for the name?

Tesla doesn't really have much to gain by being attached to Musk. If anything, the outlandish shit he's got that company doing instead of fucking making the cars he's said for years they would make holds them back.

Take the news at face value, and it paints a picture where law enforcement will be involved already. Now, take it, knowing that Musk is a deeply troubled man that lost his family and is neck-deep in the alt-right machine alongside people that can handle it far better than him, and this "news" sounds like the kind of rumour that Musk would probably spread himself to make him seem more...edgy?

If it's true, coercing someone to take highly illegal drugs is probably a crime in the US, and probably one that would warrant the police to maybe pay these people a visit, perhaps?

For those who feel Musty has done no wrong

Search engines are a thing, y'all. This is just one thing I found in a very brief search.