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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 106 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was at her last concert it was definitely a random roadie, and she just slapped him in the face, after which he begged for more.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
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[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Oh man, that's nothing. Did you know that during her song Style she takes a random man from the crowd, assigns them new pronouns, and transitions them into a femboy?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 53 points 9 months ago (2 children)

She turned me into a newt!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Clearly you got better though....

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Taylor swift confirmed to be made of wood

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 82 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude's chest and out the other side of his body.

Straight up the best concert experience of my life

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

She's got a blank space on her hit-list and she'll write your name.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH

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[–] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Your options are "a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift" or "never even getting close to Taylor Swift". Which do you choose?

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I choose: c) "Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There's blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!"

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I prefer d) "Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer's table"

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[–] MxM111@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It depends on what you mean by blow.

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[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 points 9 months ago

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.

[–] Damage 6 points 9 months ago

It strictly depends on what the pay's like

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald's car park?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Might be the best shitpost I've ever seen.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's all they really want in life.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Let's just put up wrestling quotes but replace the names with Taylor Swift

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She hasn't had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that's how you know this is fake.

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[–] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?

[–] phant@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's some Low Quality Fact.

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[–] ares35@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my '15 minutes' in.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“Conservatives” are dumber than dogshit.

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[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This got me laughing so hard.

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