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[โ€“] match@pawb.social 154 points 9 months ago (3 children)

U.S. Virgin Islands ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 61 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Better than being Idaho imo

[โ€“] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 9 months ago

For some people, something to avoid. For others, an asperation.

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[โ€“] Patquip@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] odium@programming.dev 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Ah, Waluigi. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[โ€“] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

LAME ASS DORKY

LA ME AS SD OR KY

[โ€“] swicano@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

That AS is cutting it close. It's a real post code though it seems

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[โ€“] BigBenis@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I identify as Puerto Rico but society has yet to recognize that as a legitimate state

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[โ€“] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 50 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Confusion - which is generally the state of the US.

[โ€“] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

It does hurt itself in its confusion often.

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[โ€“] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Lookin' California, and feelin' Minnesota.

[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a Minnesotan I'm not sure if this is an insult or not, and sorry a'boot that.

[โ€“] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's a Soundgarden lyric, but... yes.

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[โ€“] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ah the art of copy paste coding

[โ€“] tux0r@feddit.de 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ah the art of copy paste coding

[โ€“] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ah the art of copy paste coding

[โ€“] Kedly@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

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[โ€“] Kedly@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (9 children)

WAIT FUCK IT PASTED THE WRONG THING

[โ€“] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Brings back memories of the time when ICQ would display as your status whatever media player was playing. Let me tell you future programmers, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

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[โ€“] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is how Buzzfeed aggregated data for their "What US State or Principality best describes your gender" quiz

[โ€“] lnxtx@feddit.nl 25 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] VubDapple@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reuse forms much? Better check the validation!

[โ€“] tux0r@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it even legal to try and validate a gender?

[โ€“] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently there's only 50 valid values.

[โ€“] Rusty@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

And one of those genders is trying to secede.

[โ€“] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Do you have to pick a new gender if yours secedes or does your gender just stop being a gender and start being something else

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[โ€“] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Dehydrated@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd perfer not to answer at that point

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[โ€“] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] betheydocrime@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Florida Man

[โ€“] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

NY, a science guy.

[โ€“] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Abeviate Oregon for a sql injection!

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[โ€“] CouncilOfFriends 10 points 9 months ago

My name is Ted Cruz, and my pronoun is kiss my ass. Or kiss Trump's ass. Or just be an ass, depending on the day.

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Oh I'm definitely a Washington, I'm not unique enough to break away from that

[โ€“] HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

I identify as being somewhere between Virginia and North Carolina, but ultimately I think I'm closer to the New York side of the spectrum than the Florida.

[โ€“] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Puerto Rico.

[โ€“] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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