username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
I see you've met my daughter.
"Moooom! Dad tried to make me eat broccoli!!"
When that happens on your own machines it's at the same level of Windows' "contact your system administrator" messages
Once Ubuntu couldn't finish an upgrade and GDM told me to contact my system administrator. On my computer.
zsh: command not found: $eat
sudo apt install eat
mkdir food
touch food/babyfood
eat --autofill applepuree food/babyfood
eat food/babyfood
If refuses, use eat -f. If the baby still refuses, it means you don't have permissions to the baby which means it's not your baby!
if it's not your baby and it's hungry, just sudo chmod 666 it, so everyone can feed it, but nobody can execute it.
eats' quantifier is apparently greedy by default
Cursed as fuck man
$sudo’s an unset variable on your machine
Make me a sandwich...