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Hundreds of Indie Filmmakers Rush to Create the First 4/10 Steamboat Willie Horror Movie (hard-drive.net)
submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

I'd rather see a dramatization of early Steamboat Willie trying to find relevance in the modern entertainment industry.

[–] virtueisdead@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

barely even satire, this is almost guaranteed to be announced within the year

[–] Skipcast@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It already has

[–] virtueisdead@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

please show me i need to make fun of it asap

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

4/10? That's still two times better than Winnie the Pooh.

[–] Hello_there@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

They're better off creating the first 420 Steamboat Willie movie.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the porn myself.

Motorboat Willie, Stepmom Willie, an untapped resource in every sense.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Spitroast Willie, starring Mickey, Minnie and that fat cat that also appears

[–] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Looking forward to Willie Wonka and the Steamboat Factory

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm there to see Black Flag screaming through the lips of this fucking mouse. That'd be a proper funeral to it's copyright.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Turns out Mickey also had the 10 1/2!

[–] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

https://youtu.be/kAg7laUDXX4

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

"Steamboat Willie and the Secret Rings" was in there.

[–] art@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I thought this was supposed to be parody but this seems very accurate.