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Anon and Chad at the gym (i.pinimg.com)
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>first time in gym

>my very first exercise is bench

>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers

>they snicker and say to themselves "This due looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"

>About to cry

>make up some bullshit like im thirsty and go to toilets so I can pack and leave

>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench

>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes

>say yea

>Asks if I will spot him

>o-okay

>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym

>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected

>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay ? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

Is this how chads are ? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dram but it was al real.

My king

My liege

WE WILL MAKE IT !

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fr gym bros tend to be super wholesome to newcomers if you ask for advice. Not all of them, for sure, but I've had good luck.

[–] Primarily0617@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

you're essentially asking somebody to talk about their hobby, so it makes sense

[–] TheDarkKnight@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Incels finding out the world isn’t all that scary is always wholesome fun

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Incels

I'm so sick of how this word has become a slur for any guy that isn't a "Chad"

You can barely even approach a woman respectfully without coming off as a creep for having the audacity to approach a woman at all.

You don't even have to be ugly you just have to have the wrong "vibe" which means anything other than being a well off attractive man with no hint of emotional baggage.

This isn't even a solitary incel talking point it's even brought up by women about how men no longer approach them.

Almost like every man who isn't overly attractive with a well paying job being labeled a "creep" has caused most men to just say "fuck it it's not worth the effort"

And you can call me an incel but the statistics don't lie that men have stopped approaching women because it's not worth the potential headache

[–] RepulsiveDog4415@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Incels

They've touched a nerve, have they?

aproach a women respectfully

I hear this over and over by the likes of you. What does that even mean? You walk up to random strangers and expect not to come of as a creep? Yeah right...

statistics don't lie

Ah yes all the numbers ans studies you've provided lol

Here is a intreresting fact: Nationwide, 81% of women and 43% of men reported experiencing some form of sexual harassment and/or assault in their lifetime. https://www.nsvrc.org/statistics

I wonder why women might be more carefull...

Touch some grass, smh

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

you walk up to random strangers and expect not to come off as a creep

Yes. That's the norm. That's been the norm. How the fuck else are you supposed to meet people?

Y'all can wave sexual assault statistics all you want but thinking anyone that approaches you is just a creep only deters people who aren't creeps.

All this extra hostility just makes guys who are even slightly insecure (me) just completely nope out entirely.

But I can sit here and try to explain how I'm not an incel and don't really have anything in common with most actual incels but this is the Internet and you've already made up your mind about me so this whole conversation is pointless.

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So many of these would be more wholesome if they didn't casually drop in slurs.

[–] Soulg@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's even slur here lol

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Apparently "wigger" means white + n-word. Like for white people who 'act black'.

(Just repeating others in the thread, I've never heard this word before)

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

10 years ago when I started going to the gym I was ugly as fuck. Pimples in my face, fucking 55kg (121 American bullshit), weird face due to fucked up teeth. A buffed dude noticed me in my 2nd week and started to talk to me and asking me to reach his weights for him, spot, etc. He told me that he started skinny AF too and I would grow eventually. I think if it wasn't for that, I would drop the gym and hate it for the rest of my life.

Thank you wholesome chads

[–] Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's uhhhhh.... what's a wigger?

[–] Jackknife3831@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

A slur for white people who "act black."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Anon about to learn how to be a power bottom