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[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DUDE, GIVE CREDIT

Source: xkcd, #1202

 

You shouldn't have to rely on commenters to provide sources for your post.

 

 

intense finger wagging

 


Edit: Just noticed that bdonvr@thelemmy.club provided a source before me. Props to them. 👍

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago

Joke's on them - I got stupider all on my own, didn't have to go nowhere or nuthin. :-P

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 10 months ago
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was hoping it'd go to the exoplanets like: HD 189733 b, or Kepler 11b or something :)

[–] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

Girls go to HD 189733b to get a degree, boys go to Kepler 11b to get drunk on Hennessy?

[–] psy32nd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nah.. that's beyond their radius of things known, aka knowledge.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Girls go to Risa, to get more wiser.

Boys go to Cardassia Prime, to make another stupid rhyme.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Boys go to Venus to play with their penis

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I don't have to go all the way to betelgeuse to get pamplemouse. They have it at the store down the street.