this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I have a sticker on my debit card that makes it look like a Blockbuster card. I get so many confused looks when I had it to cashiers.

[–] XanXic@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I got an uno reverse sticker (Etsy), and it's just endless compliments lol. Like to the point I'm like "I know I know" but the initial confusion on people is still hilarious. Like "did this mf really just hand me an uno reverse?"

I have this as mine and am equal parts proud and embarrassed

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I carry multiple cards for rewards, I'll have to get uno reverses in multiple colors

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Where can I get one of those?

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

I also would like one

[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I bought mine from a place called Cucu Covers

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would you hand your card to a cashier?

[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some places still don't have a customer-facing terminal, like my bodega.

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY CREDIT CARD!"

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"OH NO! THATS GOING TO GIVE ME 10,000 MORE ATTACK POINTS ON MY TOTAL DEBT LIFE"

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It looks like it's repaid in souls

[–] AnonTwo@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Pot of greeds gotta be worth something after being permabanned

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Yo why the fuck does this random Yu-Gi-Oh card have more in its account than my actual debit card?"

[–] SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Isn't that from Magic: the Gathering?

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

A single card in this economy? You gotta play some janky FTK combos.

[–] SirStumps@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago