this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

And Jadzia is also Sisko’s stepdad.

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sisko: Does anybody want to have a catch? ⚾

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nog: 😃

Sisko: Not you.

(pre Worthwhile)

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Depending on the episode, you can also include Odo's wife, Lwaxana, and Quark's wife Grilka

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

And Quarks crossdressing girlfriend ...

[–] blaine@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never forget that Sisko slept with Dax in the Mirror Universe.

[–] the_sisko@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Guess he figured it was a once in a lifetime opportunity and he had to "keep up appearances." Sly devil.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Brb gotta figure out how to get this new odo/quark image out of my head. *unzips*

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Kira leaving the thruple may actually have been worst thing to happen to the O'Briens.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, everyone was Mirror Kira's boyfriend or girlfriend.

I think she probably fucked everyone on Bajor and Cardassia.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

That's almost half a Riker. Pretty impressive

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Either literally, or metaphorically.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, literally. Definitely literally. She would fuck them and then she would send them to the process the ore.

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

My intention was to convey that her inevitable betrayal would constitute a metaphorical "fucking".

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a lot less Jadzia than it should have. Everybody knows Jadzia fucked.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes you wonder if Worf was in on it.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, I'm pretty sure their relationship was platonic.

/s - obviously.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I meant in on her fucking other people than him.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh. Haha! That makes me sense.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this make Kasidy Yates mom?

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Moogie is everyone's mom. And Lwaxana the alcoholic aunt.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I gotta get outta Alabama

[–] rockandsock@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Bejor being space Alabama actually makes a lot of sense.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a moment to realize you didn't mean Nana Visitor.