Granted. This wish cannot be corrupted and has no unintended side effects.
This effect does not apply to the rest of your wishes.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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A safe, pure wish is drafted. The text is engraved into your bones. This process is fatal.
Two fingers unfurl from the monkeys paw. It will choose which one is the okay one.
You immediately drop dead, as death is the only thing in the universe that cannot be corrupted and has no unintended side effects.
Clear violation of the no wishing for wishes. One down.
Granted. You're given such wish, someone else's wish. You're now eternally bound to make it happen.
The wish is pure, but you realise that wasn't exactly what you should have wished for. You engineered your own side effect.