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How much porns, hentais, fap materials do have on your personal devices (pcs, laptops, phones,...)

I have 44GB on my USB, 54.7GB on my PC and ~60GB on my phone.

Edit: I just remember I also have ~130GB stored my old laptop's hard drive as encryted files

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[–] Pucksuncher@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0GB, who downloads porn in 2023?

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And why more than just a few images, it doesn't occur that often that you can't acces the online stuff

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah but, what if...?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can do without porn when my Internet is offline.

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also that, seems like OP is a bit addicted

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, I'm not proud of it, but yes.

[–] Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

But what do you do in hotels where after 6pm every single guest tries to stream porn, with the effect that no one actually does?

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sitting just under 25TB on my NAS, but I am in the process of downsizing.

I'm also a data hoarder, so my music, movies, and TV shows folders aren't much different.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dang, looks like we have a winner 🏆

[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I went through puberty with dial up internet, so I was basically conditioned to store things instead of streaming them.

[–] ILikeBasil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just stream it. Don't see the point in downloading it.

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what will you do if the power goes out and you don't have internet connection?

[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Either ill use my imagination or i wont jerk it

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I did that way back in ninth grade or something, it was not effective

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably a nice candlelit bath, and then sex with your mom. She's always available

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bro, I know my porn addiction is severe but you really need your necrophilia in check

[–] Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watch a horror movie? Play a game? Or do anything else?

I mean why would anyone want to suddenly watch porn when the power goes out

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

because the power went out when I was beating my meat?

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

You have a point tbh

Good point. I got mobile data but I'll keep this in mind when i build a home media server someday.

[–] HailHodor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Amateur, measuring your porn collection in GB. I have 17 TB.

[–] meruyan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~52 gb. At first it was "what if no internet" but now it's just for archival purposes. Like "this artist had a manic episode and deleted everything, but at least i have their best stuff downloaded"

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Like “this artist had a manic episode and deleted everything,

well, that did happen to me before, sooo.....

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

None.

I keep all that on my Google drives. I have 5. 4 are completely full. May not sound like much, but there is no video. It's all furry images.

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty much none, I have a few pictures and a couple small videos of my favourite models for that off chance I don't have an internet connection and wanna whack it, but that's very rare.

[–] thantik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've got about 500mb in an encrypted container of my wife, that's the only thing I would ever need to store. So many free streaming sites that if I wanted to look at porn at any point I could, but the wife will provide for my needs if I ask so I usually don't have to resort to it unless she's sick.

I do repairs for a living, and once had some weirdo fuck ask if I'd accept a copy of his like...25tb collection, and just said "Dude, wtf? No."

[–] Zaderade@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's disgusting, where?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

based coomer

[–] MeowyNinhaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

50-100 gb but mostly because of waifu2x scaling lol

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I think I have maybe 2 gigs? One video that disappeared from the internet not long after I downloaded it and then a couple of dozen nudes from my girlfriend.

[–] DicksMcgee43@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ive got a few games, so maybe 5gb or so. Anything else is just through interwebs

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None. You know nit only how hard that is to hide but also how risky it is to download?

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who said anything about hiding them?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You have roughly 288.7 gb of porn across multiple devices. What do you mean your not hiding it?