this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 127 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Catapult the odd dead cow in for the lulz

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget that the cow also has like 5 diseases

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheDankHold@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first 5 came from Jerry

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was nowhere near that cow!

[–] trailing9@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was nowhere near that cow!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it odd because it's dead, or because it became self-aware and started squirting milk everywhere out of defiance?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] bronzle@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s odd because it’s prime beef

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Amazon really has been in the grocery game for ages now

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fetchez la vache!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a lot of throwing random shit over that wall omitted.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

And murder. Lots of murder.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 60 points 1 year ago

Besiegers: we will not kill you if you surrender.

The city: we will wait a bit for reinforcements to break the seige but will surrender if they don't come.

Besieges: okay, but if you wait too long we will dig under your walls, get in, and kill you all!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

then the winged hussars arrived.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I fart in your general direction!

[–] Guildo@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago
[–] jkozaka@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

On lemm.ee (jerboa )this post has -1 downvotes.