this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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I literally dreamt about this "problem" and this "solution" today morning. I was like "what kind of shit is this? perfect for lemmyshitpost"

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[–] Fal@yiffit.net 29 points 1 year ago

What the fuck are you talking about

[–] dave@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] swnt@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Schroedinger's number, it's in a superposition of both "nice" and 96

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ten times nothing, of course

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People dreams : flying and other weird shit

This guy dreams : the perfect shitposts.

[–] Emotep@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Shit quality post... Perfect!

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Your shitpost is currently sitting around sinety up votes nice

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is brilliant, and I say that as a man who once dreamt I had an L-shaped piece of metal that stopped bats getting into drawers (and removed existing bats from drawers).

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are you trying to tell me other people don’t have this dream regularly?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

I've mentioned it to very few people. We should compare notes. There could be dozens of us.

[–] dragnucs@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you even confuse them? When written as a numeral? Or when written in letters? Pronunciation is different too. Am I missing something?

Most often people confuse sixty and sixteen. Thirty and thirteen. Etc.

[–] swnt@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

It's just a dream, so I don't know ^^

But 6 and 9 can be confused when you don't know the orientation to read them in

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is content

[–] Supervriendje@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would just say 150 if I meant both...

[–] swnt@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I don't mean 60+90 but instead "60 or 90, both goes"