this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] fatzgebum@feddit.de 62 points 1 year ago

The fact that they used the Quotation marks like "

this" really bothers me. They even did it twice.

[–] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does this pic make my chest hurt?

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I knew this meme was full of cholesterol, I would've kept scrolling lol

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

It's too late now!

Have you tried asking the Grinch? I hear he’s an expert on chest pain!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to add Shifu drowning in the lake to this.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

My favorite is " Vaseline is responsible but not liable for many unwanted pregnancies due to customers not reading the fine print."

[–] onion@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: vaseline is petroleum jelly

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah im like wtf is this shit trying to make it sound like your product comes from water and olive oil, not from oil processing.

In other news im naming my new fuel 'enviro-fluid' derived from the english word 'environment', spoiler: its petroleum.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

i would say that this encounter with Vaseline on social media has: d) slightly improved my view of Vaseline products overall

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 1 year ago

They've got one goal in life and are fulfilling it to the fullest

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Vaseline: your grandparents used it to fuck