There's something in the vibrations that sends these captive crocs into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy
Or maybe they just like Chinook helicopters?
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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yeah. we shouldn't kink shame.
there are weirder kinks.
To impress a chick: helicopter dick go!
Maybe they sexually identify as an ~~Apache~~ Chinook attack helicopter...
We haven't had a Chinook attack helicopter since Vietnam, but the ACH-47A was quite formidable
quite formidable
Awfully saucy, bordering on randy, one might say.
I really do love how eloquently this article is written. I never thought I would read crocodile smut! XD XD XD hilarious!
The authors really approached the subject with vigor—highly enjoyable prose style.
I need more coffee this morning... I thought this was about the shoes...
Today I learned the term 'Orgiastic'