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Anon is going to get himself arrested (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Girls put their wallet in their purse. It's already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 24 points 1 year ago

It's in the zippy pocket.

No not that one the small one.

[–] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Phone then.

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Hi, may I rob you? 😇

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can start a conversation easly from this point even with social anxiety

That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo

[–] Kraivo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

girl: thank you, you saved my life

anon: ... i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you

girl: ...

anon: probably shouldn't have said that

Just joking, pals. Girls aren't real, it's governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don't go out, don't make a mistake

[–] truly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

girl: thank you, you uh…looks at anon…uhh gotta catch a train b-bye! starts running

anon: I STOLE YOUR WALLET SO NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MEEEE! REEEEEEE-shreiking

girl: runs faster

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

They always say the best relationships are built on a foundation of lies.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

at the train station

How to get arrested 101