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Do you know why they call the instructions a manual? (lemmy.nowsci.com)

submitted 1 year ago by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because man you will never read it.

Made this up on the fly the other day while opening an air fryer. Ugh.

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[–] odium@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

I feel like using "you'll" instead of "you will" would work better.

[–] WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I the only idiot who reads a manual?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Only after failing to find a third party guide online and even then you don't look for the third party one until you have failed to operate the thing for at least 2 hours.

[–] infinite_zero@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I expected the punchline to be “Because if it was an automatic, you wouldn’t need instructions!”