this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those aren't cracks. They are expansion relief joints. The grass sprouting from them adds structural integrity. Swearsy realsies.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I was going to argue your point, but you said swearsy realsies. You can't get more proof than that.

[–] Jaywarbs@artemis.camp 10 points 1 year ago

They’re “driveway enhancers”.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2-dimensional car not included with purchase.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Although if there was a giant cardboard cutout when I got there I'd have to give them credit.

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey man! You can’t just claim it’s not real just because the shadows don’t align and the lighting doesn’t make sense and there’s proper reflections where there ought to be!

The car could totally be real!

[–] greendakota99@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

“More than you can afford, pal! Ferrari!”

[–] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Ooh, that one does hurt

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

This is a bad idea no matter what, but they could have at least chosen something expensive but more plausible, like a BMW.