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[–] JustJack23 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Optimize shareholder value

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 17 points 2 weeks ago

FUCK i knew there was something more important i was forgetting!

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does something that scale even recognize or care for an individual ant as it crosses or destroys a city?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not at all, just like we don't recognize or care for the hundreds of ants and anthills we destroy in every step. It doesn't have to care about you to squish you

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

And I don't want to live where you live where anthills are more formidable than my shoe 😅

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As an individual ant, I like those odds.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

there’s a metaphor here for social structures performing violence at a distance and that abstraction leading to perceived safety of the individual within that framework leading to complacency but im tired

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I guess you could say I'm a libertariant.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make a nice safe and fabulous space for everyone to scream “aaaaah fuck, there’s a giant skeleton!”

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago

can i sit in your seat row pls

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Land my plane in another city

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago

look at mr fancy pants over here who gets let in charge of the plane. they won’t even let me smoke a j with the pilots on mine. 😒

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I would probably just keep on smashing houses. I'm a giant skeleton, what do I care.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ask Mr Skelly why he has two knees on his right leg and missing a foot on the other.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to tell everyone how problematic it is that they're calling it a "huge black skeleton".

"That huge black skeleton just killed my family!"

"Wow, okay, let's unpack that..."

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Run out to get stomped on!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Find the water that tastes like wine