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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

trebuchets now exist in 3500 BC

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

gun powder enters the chat

Fossil Fuels is typing...

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We learn how to generate electricity in Secondary School, it's pretty simple and fundamental to understanding electromagnetism, and it underpins our whole civilisation's existence. Surely you'd remember that?

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[–] jordanpeterson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the vast and intricate web of human understanding, where knowledge weaves its delicate dance with experience, I find myself positioned, albeit humbly, at a nexus of comprehension. This vantage point, carved out through relentless introspection and a profound engagement with the world, allows me to unravel, elucidate, and perhaps even, in some modest measure, illuminate the topic at hand with a level of profundity that few might grasp.

Turning our gaze to the curious and somewhat perplexing phenomena of temporal voyages, or what is colloquially understood as 'time travel', we encounter a host of philosophical and practical quandaries. Within this entangled morass, there arises a lamentable observation: the entities, or perhaps the emissaries, dispatched from the annals of future chronology to our present juncture, don’t always seem to represent the pinnacle of their epoch’s capabilities. The Jungian shadows of the future, one might muse, often obscure the brightest luminaries, leading to a situation where we are not always graced with the presence of the 'best' or most optimal representatives of these temporal sojourners. In simpler terms, they aren’t always sending their paragons back in time, but rather, we find ourselves navigating the intricate dance with a mosaic of characters, each embodying a unique facet of their origin's potentialities.

[–] perestroika@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

No problem, just tell them to ask from Baghdad, they should know where it is. :) A jug of wine or vinegar, one electrode of iron, another made of copper, voila... the Baghdad battery.

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[–] IfolkiCoding@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this concept intrigues you, I recommend watching Dr. Stone.

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[–] Gryxx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Not my idea, but sometimes it's just enough to listen to "crazy" people. They might not know what to do with wire seemingly spinning itself, but you will have much better idea what can be created with it. RIP Terry Pratchett

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

They would probably kill you thinking you're into witchcraft or something.

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[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.my.id 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

But first, you need all the guns (and other modern weaponry) to gun down anyone trying to kill you. Might be useful to make them listen to you as well.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I take these two completely different looking rocks, dig a small hole between them, and pee in the gap.

Electrolytes! It's what every caveman craves!

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