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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In 2028, the Democrats won't even be on the ticket, and most of America still won't vote third party.

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[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Make no preparations for 2028. Any money you donate to campaigns is wasted money. Might as well keep it.

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