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Project 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For All (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You fuck with the Earth you fuck with me. Gaia has instructed me to start laying waste to anyone who continues to pollute our planet. The funny thing is I’m mother-fucking invincible, I can survive in fucking space.

Gives me some Don Cheadle as Captain Planet vibes.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I absolutely love this. It comes on a Funny or Die streaming channel in Plex

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

TREES!

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Goddammit I actually ate the onion on this one lol the headline got me before I saw the community.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nice to see that The Hard Times have stepped up their game.