Insist, not to pick something then. You can easily explain that it's a lose-lose: either something is wrong with a natural body part or they didn't do a good job. And both of you feel bad afterwards.
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Labia reduction
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Context?
Ever been to Arby's?
So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?
Exactly what I meant with my question.
Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean "beef"
Huh. Disappointing.
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"How do you know what my labia looks like...?"
Then get called a creep and shouted at.
I'm just saying that you'd deserve if that was your answer.
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Sounds like trouble is they ever get into a relationship.
I’d say something dumb like, “Why would you only have work done on one breast, that’s weird.” Though I guess there’s situations with breast cancer and mastectomies and such, but plastic surgery on boobs would be my immediate first guess, not even considering what else might be done.
smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity
If I was born with a tail and found out my parents had it removed I'd be mad as hell.
Human tails are kind of a thing and doctors do remove them. But it's not a glorious tiger tail or anything, it's like a stub, it's an outgrowth of the coccyx, which is literally a vestigial tail.
If my tail wouldn't be prehensile, then I'd want it remove too. It's a sartorial mess with no upside.
She was born an otter and had a plastic surgery to look like a human.
The correct answer is: “I can’t tell, you are naturally beautiful”
I'm pretty sure the correct answer is (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
And storm off
My SO doesn't buy it, but I noticed when I stopped giving those kinds of compliments, they got really mad.
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