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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That tracks, coming from a priest.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

It makes a difference?

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's a priest, but not practicing. He's great, you should check him out.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I’m a non practicing atheist, I think I’ll pass.

[–] luves2spooge@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

What's green and smells of pork?

! Kermit's cock

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I do not like them Sam I Am

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Grinches Christmas ham?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

username checks out

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Let's not be silly, that's where Ms. Piggy came from, obviously..

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

..... Angel puppet plz

Hopefully not. I can't imagine a Muppet is very good at insulating your hand from the heat of an oven.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Do he did but broth?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] dharmacurious 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weren't the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

From the director of Bad Taste comes a movie with no taste at all.

I love it. You know how Team America has the record for the longest vomiting scene in a puppet movie? It had to be this long to just barely beat Meet the Feebles.

[–] dharmacurious 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll trade you the feebles for a Matt Baume video on the original hella gay Muppets

I haven't watched the video in a while, but I'm pretty sure they're overly sexed little hellions lol

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Ohhhh, that's where the Sodomy song went?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Well, miss Piggy is.