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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there's a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is "Strain Hard".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The one that always gets me is the stock market app being called Bawsaq

[–] Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Is that a pun on Ballsack?

Sorry if it was obvious, English isn't my first language.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Yes, that is basically how one would pronounce "ballsack" with a Scottish accent (Rockstar North, the historical "main" GTA studio, is Scottish). And it is also referencing the IRL Nasdaq

[–] hex@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

[–] aulin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?

[–] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

"...and she never even saw the license plate."

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

I see you work for the marketing company prolapse hired! Its like shitty hallmark cards!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support... expertsexchange.com

Eventually they hyphenated it.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago

From their FAQ:

Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ye, but that one is on purpose

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Yeah after reading the whole site, I agree. I just remembered it being mentioned in the same context on QI as the site "expertsexchange".

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Amateursexchange.com?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sex change operations as a hobby, now that's something

It's a fun way to spend a weekend, the most important thing is to rememeber that it's just a fun hobby and shouldn't be taken too seriously.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

/#susanalbumparty lol

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

powergen.italia

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 139 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Domain name was cheap.

Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

That prolapse joke was a stretch.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You wouldn't get it .... it's an inside joke

It's supposed to be, anyway.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 1 day ago

"It's an inside out joke" was right there

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[–] generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow... didn't even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!

[–] noisefree@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Nope, Chuck Testa!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

No, I said to stick a rose in your button hole

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I typed in the URL figuring it wasn't going to be real, but it is.

I'm thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn't speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor's new clothes kind of thing.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe they're aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] a2part2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

A bit like pen island?

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[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

I've seen both cases in real life.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a wonderful day to have a mind

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 46 points 1 day ago

GTA grade name.

(There's already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 7 points 1 day ago

Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

[–] Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 1 day ago

Stabilapse?

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