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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 186 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The Boomers are right sometimes, like about keeping email.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this response is a rare boomer W.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have 20k emails in my inbox

I will only clean it when I get complaints

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You're either the kind of person who reads their emails in real time and freaks if that little blue number ever reads "2" or you're the kind of person who selects their entire inbox and marks it as read twice a decade.

My wife is the former. I am the latter. I get too much junk. I go through my inbox a few times a day, read what looks important, and ignore the rest. I have 2,174 unread emails in my inbox and a folder called "auto junk" with 5,116 in it.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Unsubscribe and/or block is a good friend

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 135 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I've never understood the people who seem to not get that some people actually don't mind scanning their stuff and putting it in bags, and insist that that's the line between what the customer does and the employee. They also used to carry your groceries to the car for you, and you can also get them to pick everything up, bag it and bring it to your car or house. It's not like the checkout process is the special part that can't change.

Yeah, they want to save money by having fewer people get more customers checked out faster. I don't really care since the part I like, getting finished at the store, happens faster.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't have a problem with self-check. I use it most the time because I usually have < 10 items.

I DO have a problem with only self-check lanes being open or only ONE regular clerk check lane open. both of which happen at walfart.

I know this because I used to work there and policy was to hire floor associates that can run a register so the store won't need to pay for cashiers just standing around.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

so the store won't need to pay for cashiers just standing around.

Aren't walmart employees also required to stand all day? Kinda insane to me that they're not allowed to just sit down

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

can't say for every store, but we were told "it makes us look lazy and disinterested in being friendly or helpful to our customers".

typical boomer bullshit.

they did let the little. old lady greeters use a chair, although that's likely because of ADA compliance requirements they had to follow and not because they grew a heart.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I love self checkout. Conversation with strangers is difficult, slow and often not fun. Separating that aspect from checking out is the best customer service a lot of stores offer.

Some stores near me are removing or disabling self checkout. Apparently this better serves the customer. Can't quite see how taking away options improves things, but ...

[–] ScoopMcPoops@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It doesn't, it's because people shoplift at self checkout all the time and the big retailers can't figure out how to stop it. Almost every shop in my town forces you to do self checkout, they don't even have cashiers most of the time. Last time I was at my local walmart they had like 6 self checkouts and 4 cashiers just standing there staring at everyone trying to find shoplifters. They still can't find them though lol.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My parents refused to use the self-checkout because “They take people’s jobs.”

They were hardcore republicans perfectly happy to make sure those jobs got paid shit.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (33 children)

I mean, walmart could easily fix that by having fucking cashiers.

At the walmart I go to they put in like 60 self checkouts and have, maybe, one cashier running at a time.

I don't mind self checkout as a concept. Its fine if you are just buying a couple things, or something you might be personally embarassing for you.. but they are not a replacement for cashiers.

Cashiers and belts are needed to handle bigger purchases like monthly groceries and shit.

Unless you are gonna take 25% off my bill for labor savings, I am not going to take my monthly shopping through a self checkout. I had to once when I had no choice, and I'll never do it again.

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

You don’t get to be 3 of the richest people on the planet by paying for labor

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I'm 100% against self checkout.

They've put the burden of sale on you instead of themselves. If you fail to check something out accidentally, you are liable for theft.

If they don't have a cashier, I go to customer service and tell them to ring me up even if it's one item.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not wanting to do free work for a company (they don't even give you a discount if you use self-service) is being a boomer?

That's the first time I've seen the word "boomer" on the opposite side of the word "sucker".

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Refuse to do free work for a company—insist that the grocery store employees go and gather the items on your list from the shelves for you! Never set foot on the sales floor, do pickup orders online only!

Background: It used to be that the proprietor of a store brought items you requested to the counter for you. In 1916, Piggly Wiggly pioneered a new grocery store model, requiring/allowing the customers to pick items off of the shelves themselves. Not only did they not give you a discount for doing their work for them, they raked in more money from impulse purchases. The increased sales more than offset the increase in shoplifting losses. A cynical, corporate ploy to bleed customers dry, and we just think it's normal now!

That is to say, the purpose of a grocery store is to provide food in exchange for currency. There's no law of nature that I know of that says that having an underpaid teenager drag your food across the scanner is the only proper way to do check-out, just like there isn't one that says only a store employee can pick items from the shelf.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

Maybe you can go the warehouse and pick it up from the boxes, drive down to the farm to het the produce or, even better, grow your own food ALL THE WHILE STILL PAYING FULL VALUE TO THE SUPERMARKET.

"People used to have even more done for them and now they don't and pay the same" is not the powerful argument for us having even less done for us that you think it is.

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 41 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Recently had a support call with a woman who was complaining about our 2 factor authentication system because she could only access one web page at a time. When I asked her if she couldn't just open a new tab, she said she was too old to learn how computers work and couldn't do that. She went on to claim that there's a lot of people at her level of ineptitude, and that we shouldn't have implemented 2fa because "most people don't have multiple monitors."

It was so, so hard not to throw out an OK Boomer as they proudly lectured me on the depths of their ignorance.

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

They also don't schedule enough employees to keep the lines running quickly, they only have 2-3 lanes open most of the time when it's busy as having another line is 2x $13-15 an hour for a bagger and a cashier. This gets people to either go to self checkout or wait forever. Naturally most people go through self checkout, which they'll probably use as an excuse to make more self checkouts.
(talking about the store I work at specifically, which isn't a Walmart, but I assume Walmart does the same)

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd rather "work" than wait behind people with 100+ items. I can be out the door in 2 minutes.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

even faster if u skip some items from being scanned

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[–] leadore@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (40 children)

So this is pro-self checkout? Why would you be pro self checkout? Besides the extra time and effort for the customer to check out if they have more than a couple items, I recently read an article saying that even for the companies they haven't worked out: besides the problems and delays they cause where they have to provide employee assistance anyway ("Unexpected item in bag", etc), they've lost more to theft and are having to spend more money on adding more anti-theft tech, etc. One company they interviewed is phasing them out.

(edit after reading some comments) The article also talked about people getting in trouble for accidentally not getting something scanned.

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I LOVE self-checkouts for small shopping. No human interaction bullshit. Just beep your stuff, whip out your card and go. Rarely do I encounter technical problems.

[–] Crazazy@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

For me it's not the time spent at the checkout that matters, it's the time spent waiting at the checkout. Also over here cashiers don't bag your items for you, so you have to do that anyway

Also also, they have these really handy hand scanners over here so I can already bag my items while I'm walking through the store, and then the only thing I have to do at self-checkout is hand in the scanner and pay for the groceries. That is genuinely a lot faster than normal cash register shenanigans.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I'm on Team Boomer on this one.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to write "Ok, Boomer" on this notice.

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I agree with the boomers on this one. I'm not in the habit of providing free labor to a corporation I don't even work for.

[–] ZeroTwo@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I agree! I was at a Walmart one time and some chick ran out right by us at a high speed. We had no idea what was going on but apparently she was stealing. The one worker said as they walked by us "you got all these people standing around doing nothing and they couldn't stop her?" It was a smart ass comment. Did that employee really believe that I would risk my life for Walmart, of all places? I don't work there, I'm not security, I'm not a police officer. Not my problem.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you also demand to have underpaid workers standing all day to bag your groceries?

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Boy, you're not gonna be happy when you learn how food stores used to work. They've been offloading things labor used to do onto the customers for a century.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I refuse to use them as a union worker, when I'm told to use the self checkout as I'm in line for the only cashier I just refuse. I'm doing it for you kids

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[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago

But also, fuck off walmart

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was once mistaken for an employee somewhere and my sleep deprivated response was to say "I am wearing pants so clearly I dont work here." I have no fucken clue what that means but I think it was a threat.

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[–] AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Boomer uncle literally drives his electric bill payment to the local office to pay it when they have a perfectly fine online portal.

Same exact response 'that's someone's job' like the employee actually has a say.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There's no justification from a pure convenience standpoint, but I could respect the pettiness if the electric company ran their shit like one local government office in my hometown, where there was this small annual fee they charged like $9 for...but then to pay it, you could either mail in a check, hand deliver cash or check or card...or pay online...where they added a $5 "convenience fee" to a sub-$10 payment.

You bet your ass that I paid that shit in person every year, in loose change, and requested a receipt (which they had to write up manually because they didn't have a system to process and print one).

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I live by this philosophy

If you charge me more to make both our lives easier, I will make both our lives harder out of spite.

It will cost you more than the fee you tried to squeeze out of me, and I will have spent nothing.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I feel like most memos in Walmart break rooms are this kind of fodder for shitposting material

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago

Corporate gaslighting be like:

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't get it. Why would you ask a customer if they want to use the self checkout lane?

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because they are open instead of waiting in line for a cashier?

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If the customer wanted to use the self checkout they'd be going to the self checkout ...

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Everyone is aware of everything all the time. No need to provide potentially useful information. Nope.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Reading the comments, do people not like self checkout? Is it another one of these American things, that baffle the rest of the world? Like grocery baggers. I'm European, living in Poland and Denmark and if given the choice, I will always pick the store with self checkout. It's simply faster. Only old people don't use self check out, not because of boomer ideology, but because they need the cashier's help.

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