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Polar bears 🐻 (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 month ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] neumast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Do bipolar bears also exist?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This tells me polar bears don't do oral sex

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

The struggle is real.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

meanwhile polars bears are processing huge amounts of data very quickly and with very little memory on a single node

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Their names are Cathy and Ann

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Those are bipolar. They have both poles.

[–] elekitty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

🐻‍❄️

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I was looking for the radii and angle. Stupid math degree...