this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

who invited this shit covered stinky fatass to our party?

no one wants to say it

fuck it

ask him to leave

he mumbles something about “his spot”

somehow manages to stand up with his massive obese frame

pushes me over and sits on me

weight of the world

look at everyone for help

they look away

please help me

eventually sits on other people too

lie and tell him I’ll be his gf if he gets off me

fatass agrees

take longest shower of my life after and rethink my choices

[–] lambchop@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Man I miss these counter green text stories.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

I was sure this was going to end with

tfw I'm a kitchen table

Or something

[–] I_like_cats@lemmy.one 20 points 1 year ago

Damn. Power move

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Some people are just into being pinned down

^(definitely no me...)

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Like a kinky version of a strong handshake

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Wish i had a strong domme mommy to shake my...hand.

[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Stockholm syndrome sets in faster than I thought huh

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

30-40 mins huh