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[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

a big reason that drove me was that I have a micropenis

Fake. There are no "reasons to drive someone" other than their internal gender, this sounds like something a ~~cis~~ person who thinks being trans is a choice would say.

Edit: I'm not speculation on OOPs gender

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whilst this is what being transgender 'is', that doesn't stop idiots from socially or medically transitioning for poor reasons.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There isn't any evidence that that happens (non trans people receiving gender affirming care based on a false view that they are trans)

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No evidence, except for this story of the lady with the micropenis, that is.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Greentext isn't evidence...

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a joke. I’m amazed that anybody seriously thought I was citing green text as evidence.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

You deleted your other response, but I just wanted to get the chance to say that it’s all good and I hope you don’t feel bad. Have a great day!

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Everything posted on 4chan is true

[–] ashenblood@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And your internal gender is something that you automatically just know? Have you always known? How?

It seems like at some point, some external reasons may have been involved.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

We are born trans. The current theory is that it relates to hormonal fluctuations during critical points of fetal development, so the start is literally before you are born.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, certainly seems fake. But I can conceive of someone that's NB, fluid, or something else who is unable/unwilling to admit that to themselves or choosing to remain cis presenting for social reasons deciding to present as a woman due to a micropenis​.

But yeah, fake.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I grew it myself

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear to Chekhov I'll cock your clock off

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Chomsky honk

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What's not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

~~You should use she/her pronouns given we know they were AMAB and are trans. At the very least they/them. He/him is almost certainly wrong.~~

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Good point, corrected.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what they say: itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

[–] artichokecustard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fox@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

TWINKIE HOUSE

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not ashamed to admit I only read this because of the March 7th thumbnail.